amber / 23 / queer / pdx
professional napper
they/them
xoxo
some of the dogs from old friends senior dog sanctuary!
By Yelena Bryksenkova / Source : ybryksenkova
Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past
wonder who the culprit is
oh my god..a bread boy
a crime of passion
Gustav Klimt, The Dancer (1918) | Rihanna, Met Gala (2017)
shit tier - shakespeare was a very prolific man who wrote all those plays/sonnets and shit and then died
ok tier - shakespeare wrote all those plays but was gay as fuck which explains his unnatural energy in inventing theater (also clairvoyant, knew broadway would exist)
good tier - shakespeare wrote some of the plays and sonnets but had a prolific body of ghostwriters many of whom were women
god tier - the same as shit tier but instead of dying he accidentally fell into a time portal and ended up in about 1995. invented the bop-it. still out there going to broadway plays. currently schtupping sondheim up the ass so right
no offense @life but can I have a breather… a break… some slack…
me when anything happens
